vege-terrorism

Yesterday, I went out to dinner in the City with a few people. We went to a Thai place, and it turned out I was the only vegetarian. Since we were wanting to share, I said it didn't matter that the Pad Thai had prawns, I could pick around. "Really?!" someone asked. John explained that I wasn't one of "those militant vegetarians."

On the walk back from dinner, we passed a sandwich place with a big sandwich painted on the window. Something was missing from the inside of the sandwich, though: the meat had been scratched out. "Crazy militant vegetarians", someone said.

That's when John came up with the brilliant idea of "vege-terrorism."

I decided that the CIA's first step in fighting vege-terrorism will be to begin detaining people who have ordered vegetarian meals on airplane flights.

"Code Green," John says.